"THE MONKEY AND THE SNAKE" by: KrayzieFemale Once there was a monkey named Ken who lived in a tree in downtown Cracktown, New Jersey. Since there were few trees in the park, Ken didn't have much to live off of. One rainy day, he ran out of food and was scrounging around looking for some grub when he came to a tree with two nuts hanging from a branch. He tried to climb the tree but at the top was a big hairy wet beaver who wouldn't let him go near the branch. "Those are mine!" said the beaver. So, he decided to knock them down instead. Ken got a big hard wooden stick and pointed it straight up. After three tries he knocked them down, but then they rolled down a crack and into a wet hole in the ground. He tried to reach inside the tiny hole, but the hole was so tight he could barely stick a few fingers in. Although it had stopped raining, it was still very wet and slippery and Ken figured his big stick might fit and if he reached his nuts then they might come out of the hole. He got out his big hard stick again and slid it deep into the tight wet hole. He could feel his nuts and figured it would be easy. He started out slow, sliding his stick in and out, but his nuts wouldn't come out. "Why won't they come already!?" he asked. He got aggravated and started jamming his wood into the wet tight hole over and over, pounding it deep, but the nuts just rolled away further. He could feel the heat from the friction on his wood as it pounded the hole hard. Just then he heard someone shout, "I'm coming! I'm coming!" A tiny snake named Julie came over and said, "I see you need some help. You have a nice big stick, but it's far too big for that tiny hole! I can help if you share your tasty nuts with me." Ken agreed and the snake slowly slid deep into the tight damp hole. After going really deep she came out with Ken's nuts between her wet lips. "Hey, thanks!!" said Ken. They put the big delicious round nuts into their mouths and swallowed. From then on, Ken and Julie were the best of friends. "A DAY AT THE GOLF COURSE" by: KrayzieFemale Once there was a gerbil named Shannon who loved golf and was a caddy for Tyger Woodz. One day Tyger hit two balls into some bushes. They were the last two balls they had with them. "I better go look for them," said Shannon. It was hard for her to squeeze in the thick bushes to look around. She started going down deep in the bush hoping to feel his balls. She started to walk into the pond to feel around, but she just got soaking wet after a while. Just then she spotted a crack with a tiny hole in it and looked inside. "I think those are your balls, Tyger!" Shannon said as she started to go in. "Do you think you can fit!?" asked Tyger. "Of course! I'm just a gerbil and since I'm all dripping wet I should slide right in." So, Shannon started to squeeze her wet furry body into the tight dark hole and eventually came out with two nice round black balls. "Oh those must be mine!" said Tyger. They were dark and dirty so she licked them nice and clean. "Now we can play!" said Tyger. He then went over back to the course and hit the two balls in the windmill. "Woohoo! I beat you! I win!" she shouted. "Yeah, you really reamed my ass Shannon," said Tyger, "let's go grab some brewskies and go hang out over at my place and have some real fun!!" Shannon looked at him and said, "Yes, let's go play with some real balls and sticks!! And maybe this time you'll have a chance to beat my ass instead!" The both laughed and left the course. "THE ICE-CREAM CONE" by: KrayzieFemale Once there was a an ice-cream cone named Kat who lived in an ice-cream shop. She had dreaded the day she'd get eaten. One day a boy came in for a vanilla cone with whipped cream and a cherry on top. The man at the counter reached into cone box and grabbed Kat. He filled her with creamy rich ice-cream and handed it to the boy. Then he heard the cone say, "Oh, please don't eat me! It's my first time." The boy said, "Oh! I'm sorry, I just wanted some ice-cream. Don't worry, I'll be very gentle." The boy carefully started to lick the white dripping cream off Kat, being very careful to not hurt her. As his tongue got closer to the cone, Kat quivered knowing she'd feel his tongue lick her. He slowly swirled his wet tongue across the Kat's rim and she felt his soft lips brush up against her. "That feels nice, " Kat said. She was now dripping wet and he licked up her sides as the white creamy goodness started to run down them. He took her delicate red cherry with his tongue and sucked the white ice-cream off of it feeling the smooth sweetness run down his throat. He was mesmerized by the tender sweet taste filling his mouth. Soon most of the ice-cream was gone except for what was left in the cone. "I'm going to lick the ice-cream out of you now, " he told Kat. He slid his tongue inside of Kat, licking the white cream. It tasted so good, he couldn't resist slipping his tongue deep inside of her to reach the cream all the way inside. Kat loved feeling his tongue slide around inside of her, licking her clean. "Mmmm... that feels so good!" moaned Kat. "Mmmm... it tastes so good, " replied the boy. He licked the rim rolling his tongue around slowly as he ate her out. Then slipped it back inside, trying to swallow every drop. Soon he finished every drop. Kat was so surprised how good it felt. Immediately she said, "Could you please go fill me with more ice-cream?" "Maybe later, I'm exhausted, " the boy said, "I think I'll save you for later." Kat smiled and was very happy that she finally knew what it was like to be eaten.